Georgia Girl

Friday, August 10, 2007

The Latest Buzz

Ok, so I don't normally do surveys because they squish my creativity into answering questions (I like to ask, not answer, questions). But I read this on Marianne's blog and liked it, so here it goes:

1: You and Jesus go out to dinner - who pays?


I'd cook.

2. You suddenly have to flee the country and adopt a new name..what would it be?

Anastasia Beaverhousen

3. Pick one state in the U.S. to get rid of permanently?

I'll go with Florida.

4. You wake up as the opposite gender. What's the one thing you wanna do?

Move my stuff while I'm big and buff. Moving sucks.

5. Luke Skywalker or Han Solo?

I had a crush on Luke Skywalker when I was a little kid.

6. Toy you always wanted but never got as a child?

No idea.

7. What was the worst thing you ever ate?

I'm a picky eater. I guess cucumbers and olives are the absolute worst. Jelena's the one in the family who gets dared to eat the nastiest concoctions you've ever heard of. I steer (is that spelled right? Steer? It looks funny.) clear of that.

8.The last time you laughed until your stomach hurt?

The Daily Show the other night when John Oliver was coming up with better excuses for why a Florida congressman offered an undercover cop $20 so the congressman could give the cop a blow job.

9. What is the last movie you saw that actually scared you?

I don't like scary movies anymore. I used to love them. Now they're disgusting. I guess An Inconvenient Truth is disturbing in its own way.

10. Stupidest thing you've ever said out loud?

Uh. Today? Last Saturday when we were at the lake I saw what I thought was a midget water skiing. Turned out to be somebody knee-boarding.

11. You're sentenced to death and its the morning of your execution: what do you want to eat?

Pizza, beer, those chewy sour peach rings, a fruit plate, bread and butter, tomato soup, any and all desserts that currently exist, cranberry juice, and hemlock

12. What's something that most people do that you've never done?

Read Harry Potter.

13. Before you die you want to go to...?

Mount Kilamangaro

14. What's the last thing you ate?

Rice and a spring roll (like 3 minutes ago)


15. A wild animal you'd like to have as a pet?

A raccoon to help with the dishes. Or a monkey.


16. A drug you'll never try?


Pretty much all of them (well, except for weed)

17. If you were an animal, what would you be?


A bird

18. If you had to marry someone you knew at the age of 12, who would it have been?

Rebecca

19. What's something a lot of people don't know about you?

I'm actually kind of scared of escalators. A thing since childhood. Oh, and I'm a little claustrophobic too. And I have my nose pierced.

20. First celebrity crush?

I think I have to agree with Marianne. I had a crush on Ricky Schroeder when he played Newt on Lonesome Dove. I wanted to ride horses with him.

21. What's a weapon to suit your personality, habits and abilities?

My dazzling intellect. I don't know--medieval torture?

22. Best flavor of runts?

Cherries

23. Favorite breakfast bread style (pancakes, waffles, toast etc...).

Crossiant


24. Favorite movie?

I just can't do that. I can't pick one.


25. Worst way to die?

By a dumbass terrorist. Friggin waste. Like God really wants us to kill each other. Yeah, that sounds like the golden ticket.


26. Grossest injury you've ever seen?

Um...I can't think of any.

27. The worst injury you've ever had?

*knock on wood* I can't remember any. Right now's pretty bad. I went to boot camp with Jelena. I can't hardly make it up and down stairs.

28. Favorite thing about Thanksgiving?

Shootin me a turkey! Haha, just kidding. It sure as hell isn't the parades. We have a small family so it's not like I see relatives I don't see any other time at Thanksgiving.

29. Sport you hate the most?

Speed food eating. Not really a sport, anyway.


30. What state in the US do you want to visit?

All 16 or 17 I haven't yet (the western ones)

31. What's something you think would be sweet to know everything about?

Hmmmmm. I don't think I could give the best answer to that right now. I should get older first.

32. Favorite Actor/Actress?

Sandra Bullock, Ashley Judd, Meryl Streep...
Steve Zahn, Morgan Freeman, Will Smith, I'm drawin blanks.


33. What's one phrase you absolutely detest?

Wicked! and That's Hot!


34. What makes an awesome party?

Yours truly.


35. What's your favorite material possession?

June.


36. What's something that most consider an insult but you enjoy having said about you?

I really enjoy being called a whore.

37. Favorite kind of dog(s)?

Mine. Yours. Ours.

38. Favorite carnival food?

The carnies. And cotton candy.

39. Morning or night person?

Morning.

40. What's the worst part about taking the bus?


I rode the bus in middle school/part of high school. I'm about 90% sure our driver was a pedophile. Oh, and he yelled at us pretty much every day and threatened to take us back to school. I always sat really quietly so I didn't know what people did to piss him off. I think he just had 32 mental issues and then some.

41. Weirdest Ebay purchase?

I can't figure that shit out so the anwser would be none.


42. Who's your man/woman crush?

I ain't a playa, I just crush a lot. A crush? No. I don't have one. They remind me of unrequited love and this bitch don't play that game.

43. Its Saturday at 3am.?

No, it's Friday at 6:32 pm.

44. Who's your favorite friend to go out with?

It really depends on what kind of mood folks are in. I love all my friends.

45. Worst job you've ever had?

"Hi, my name is Nevena and I'm a sophomore at the University of Georgia. I'm calling tonite on behalf of the UGA Fund." Yes, I was a telemarketer for 2 months.

46. What's something your friends make fun of you for?

Saying stupid stuff a lot. Being judgemental.

47. Favorite cereal?

Honey Nut Cheerios.

48. Book you could read repeatedly?

I like Noah's Arc a lot. It's a picture book, though.

49. What's the meanest thing you've ever done?

Oh goodness. I think the thing that haunts me is anonymously making fun of a girl I didn't even know.

50. If you were drafted into a war, would you survive?

I'm a female. They'd either make me shove needles into folk's butt or stick me behind a desk. I've been known to do both before so I'm guessin I would. Or a dumbass terrorist might get me.

(I know women are involved in conflict and that's all nice and good. I support them. I'm guessing women would not be drafted into conflict-type positions).